crusty diego

when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego

man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego

by wickedwade August 13, 2011

San Diego Foghorn

A San Diego Foghorn (similar to a San Diego Thank You) is when u give you partner a kiss while she is farting.

I served bean soup for dinner hoping to give my girl a San Diego Foghorn later that night.

by Governor Chris "Krista" February 24, 2015

don diego

Don Diego, the king of his ghetto, chasing the euro and no te quiero.
Don Diego is a man of respect therefore he earned the title "don".
You'll most likely buy cocaine from a man named Diego.

Don Diego is the king of his ghetto
Don Diego is a god
Just scored some coke off Don Diego

by Don Diego2 October 26, 2019

Doing a Diego!

Legging it from the scene of the "crime" to avoid an awkward situation!!

She was speeding faster, presumebly to lose me as I know now. I followed for a short distance , flashing my headlights for her to stop. It was after 5 miles that I realised she was Doing a Diego!.

by Zante_13 August 26, 2011

Diego salas

A faggot who can’t get any bitches and a person who makes a complete moron of himself who is completely useless.

Did you know Diego salad is gay???

Diego salas gay

by lil_phag_07 May 28, 2018

Diego Huebbers

Diego Huebbers is a racist asshole with unwanted opinions. You may think “𝙊𝙢𝙜! 𝙃𝙚’𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙖𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚.“ But really, that’s not the case at all. What you see is a 6’1, self loving, fluffy haired, 14 y old boy… but really underneath all that is an N word saying jerk 😀.

Emma: “Omg! is that Diego Huebbers?😩”
Olivia: “Yes it is, now let’s leave.”

Diego: “Sup losers”

by insert pen name here September 2, 2021

San Diego Sandcastle

San Diego Sandcastle, noun; When a couple goes down to the beach, makes love, and the man finishes by spraying his natural sand-glue on the lady's naked boobs. The couple then finishes by building two sandcastles, one per boob, with the boobs and sand-glue as a foundation.

Dude, last night that hooker slut Tori and I went down to the beach and I totally gave her a San Diego Sandcastle.

by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013