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Diet-bore

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
by jagnot January 23, 2010
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dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010
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Diathreearhea

Dammit, i just crapped my pants for the third time tonight, I hate it when i get such a bad case of Diathreearhea!
by Bob Da Boardman January 11, 2011
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diet incest

Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.
Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?

Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?

Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.
by jmw87 October 1, 2010
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Dietized

When something that is usually considered fating is made with low fat or sugar free ingredients. Usually, used in context with food, especially typical unhealthy food.
Hey what kinda cookies is mom making? She's making the dietized kind...
by burning bushhh February 2, 2012
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Diet slut

Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.
Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"
by Prbrlystoned December 6, 2014
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diet coke hair

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight, curly and any color.

- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.

2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)

3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.

4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.
"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"
by matt 10isking December 31, 2017
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