dickhead

dumb as a bun and doesn't know it
acts smart thinks dumb

not knowing this site easily qualifies you as a dickhead

by joe q January 16, 2004

dickhead

1. an ex-husband with the first name dick
2. a male who thinks they are always right

My attorney told me my soon to be ex surely fit his name.

the dickhead wanted everything his way or no way and that was the only right way.

by ex-dickheads wife March 25, 2005

Dickhead

Josh

Why does Josh have to be such a Dickhead?

by Shoelace1994 August 4, 2011

dickhand

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.

BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!

by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

Dichhead

A safer word to use in school, or around others to call someone a 'dickhead'.

instead of 'mr rogerson is such a dickhead'

it would be

'mr rogerson is such a dichhead'

by Tulipfreak December 23, 2008

Dickhead

A person with a big floppy penis on their head, typically the forehead.

you are a dickhead

by john November 2, 2002

dickhead

a guy that truly has a penis for a head.

good morning dickhead, did you file the reports yet?

by n August 9, 2003