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diarrhea

Liquid crap that shoots out of your but at such incredible volasities that it is capable of breaking the very fine fabric of space which can create interdimensional vortexes to any possible dimension except the 7th and 298th dimension which are too improbable to exist.Tacobell can create this affect.
Oh man! I diarrheaed sooooo fast that I broke time and fell back into the 18th Dimension!
by Albert Einstein 2 the 3rd April 5, 2005
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Diarrhea

The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.
Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.
by Chris Pav January 7, 2007
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diarrhetic wave

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
by stockman09 February 14, 2010
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diarrhea

shit that is so wet you have to wipe drips of it off your balls
dude took a while everything come out alright?

yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower
by kiwi in training January 3, 2008
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moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.
ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!
by pattymittens May 17, 2007
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diarrhea

Hot,watery shit that squirts out of your ass at high speeds.PAINFULL!!!!
When you're fuckin' up a ho and your ass is gonna blow,diarrhea,diarrhea
by shruikan April 5, 2007
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Violent Explosive Diarrhea

What you get when you eat a lot of things that don't mix very well. Named for how the turds come out of your butt and it takes forever to clean up.
After I ate five chili dogs, four bran muffins, six Sno Cones, half a plate of fried fish, a third of a gallon of ice cream, and some cotton candy, I had violent explosive diarrhea for three days.
by RatchetBoo May 8, 2003
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