A Detroit Dove (not to be confused with a “Poopy Pigeon) is ascending up a tall building or skyscraper to the highest floor available and proceeding to a window that will allow you to take the greasiest and gnarliest shit your bowels will produce at that time so you may free your Detroit Dove to the witnesses below. You do not have to be in Detroit in order for your dove to fly. If you are in New York City and your dove needs to soar free it is NOT a NYC Dove. Detroit Dove has just flew in NYC.
I heard back in the day that a couple of the SNL cast bet Chris Farley to take the greasiest dump dump he could conjure off of the 15th floor of the Comcast Building. Chris won that bet after a bit of a struggling and a grunting, giving birth to a baby Detroit Dove. Soon after this nasty little Detroit Dove slid out of Chris’s ass nest crash landing on the sidewalk below on a busy Saturday night.
by tootdafluteswallowdamusic July 31, 2021
The Detroit lions are pure shit
by Random stuff bruh February 05, 2021
" You know your from Detroit when you have to wedge a chair under the door knob to make sure people don't get in."
Red: Did you lock the door and put on the Detroit deadbolt?
Jeff: hell yeah. Hopefully it will be enough to keep the crack heads at bay for one more day.
Red: Did you lock the door and put on the Detroit deadbolt?
Jeff: hell yeah. Hopefully it will be enough to keep the crack heads at bay for one more day.
by Bdhroghsapr February 10, 2016
A more powerful version of the OG detroit smash. This phrase is used for when your annoying friend comes along and you want to kick his booty but you'll get in toruble, you say detroit smasheroo and it smites them.
by Jeff come back im sorry February 16, 2019
The act of having sex with your clothes on. (The girl wears pants with a fly, or the man cuts her pants out.)
by The man dan with a plan December 03, 2018
A term only derogatory when said in a brooding type of tone. It is used to say that people that are from/live in Detroit are criminal scumbags. It can also be considered a racial slur in some cases
by Red_Ghost_ October 26, 2019
by Wanderingjew May 03, 2019