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by anonymous January 15, 2024

Ducking in diamonds

When you are a cool famous rapper ducking down to avoid paparazzi while wearing diamond chains

Hes so cool and famous he walked into the club ducking in diamonds to avoid paparazzi flash and express his swag.

by JDenver February 6, 2024

Decking

Basically the opposite of docking
To deck you need 3 men, 2 of the 3 men will prolapse their assholes and the third man will wrap ones prolapsed ass over the other one.

Bro me jack and Carl did decking the other day, it hurt like shit but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 15, 2024

Ducking

A term used in combat sports, particularly MMA, to describe a fighter avoiding a high-profile or challenging matchup. Inspired by UFC heavyweight champion Jon Jones allegedly avoiding a fight with interim champion Tom Aspinall, this phrase is used to call out fighters who sidestep tough opponents.

"Jone Jones is Ducking Tom Aspinall because he’s scared to lose his belt to a younger, hungrier fighter."

by howdidienduphere February 5, 2025

Debunking Bias

The intellectual posture where the primary goal is not to understand, but to disprove or expose something as fraudulent, especially if it is popular, unconventional, or emotionally resonant. This bias is characterized by a pre-commitment to negation, applying hyper-skeptical scrutiny to the target while giving the skeptical narrative itself a free pass. It's skepticism weaponized into a hobby, where the debunker's identity is built on being the one who says "actually, you're wrong."

Example: When a well-documented historical account of resistance to tyranny inspires people, a historian with Debunking Bias will exclusively focus on minor inconsistencies in a single diary entry to loudly declare the entire narrative a "myth," not to improve accuracy, but to perform a ritual of superiority by tearing down a meaningful story.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Debunking Bias

A systematic preference for debunking, disproving, or disconfirming claims—especially those that challenge one's worldview. Debunking Bias is confirmation bias's mirror: instead of seeking confirming evidence, one seeks disconfirming evidence, but only for claims one opposes. The result is just as biased: a one-sided pursuit of error that leaves one's own beliefs unchallenged. Debunking becomes a habit, then an identity, then a bias.

"He spends hours debunking alternative medicine but never questions pharmaceutical research. Debunking Bias: skepticism applied selectively, critically only toward views you already reject. Not balanced inquiry, but opposition disguised as rigor."

by Dumu The Void March 4, 2026

Defusing The Bomb

Welp... That didn't work, did it? I would say that you tried your best but... You really didn't... At all. Like... Instead of actually figuring out how to disarm the bomb or taking my word on it... You cried and kissed your pants and then when you went to cut all of the wires at the same time I TOLD YOU "Nonono! Don't cut all wires!" YOUR RESPONSE was "ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD bUt AbOuT yOu!!!! MUH KIDS! MUH KEEEEEEEDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" And then you cut all of the wires any (while drenched in your own piss and tears) and it went off. I mean, I guess you should have cut the grey wire... Er... Wait, no! Medium grey! You have to cut the MEDIUM GREY wire- Or... Hmmm... 🤔 Was it the light medium grey wire? I'm not color blind )by the way) I just only use grey wire but shit... Which fucking wire was the ground!? Oh! That's it! It was the dark-medium light grey wire! That! That one... Was PROBABLY it... Yeaaaah...

Hym "So, how is you responding to 'Whether or not they know it they are manufacturing a mental illness by (both) stalking and harassing me in a manner that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it's going to result in misdiagnosis, suicide, and/or I'm going to murder your kids" with doing the mental illness manufacturing in public in front of millions of people deliberately and for revenge because you don't want to have to admit I was right and ameliorate or even address my grievance and then your kids seeing your do that TO ME and thinking that it's a fine thing for them to do and then THEY DO IT to one of their classmates (just as arbitrarily) who then murders them all... Is 'defusing the bomb,' Dr. K? Really. Jordan? Dr. Jordan Peterson? What do you think? Does that sound like 'defusing the bomb' to you? And now we all need to pretend you didn't just blow up a bunch of kids, attempt to manufacture a mental illness it public and then cry like a bitch when you got exposed, and that you didn't do it deliberately for revenge for me saying that I could commit heinous acts if I wanted to in literally any direction I choose in response to this and I wouldn't even have to justify it. All so that, I would learn a lesson about... What again? What was the lesson I'm supposed to be learning? 'Don't feel bad about your kids getting raped and murdered because parents feel entitled to my servitude?' Is that it? Because... I learned it! You did it!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025