Death 

One of the two things guranteed in life. The other thing guranteed are taxes

Hey I met death today
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!

Death by Alinek March 24, 2019

Death 

A unavoidable effect that happens when you live for too long, and god says that you need to move on.

I experienced death.

Death by jewkillnazi April 6, 2019

Death 

A Painful thruth

A: You know everyone will die one day

B: Yep, death is a painful trhuth

Death by Alpha Flight April 21, 2019

Death 

The cure to depression.

The girl said, "His death was rather sad..."
The boy said, "He never enjoyed being himself, hopefully it is better for him..."

Death by WOAHDERPARTNER May 31, 2019

Death 

the only thing guarantied in life

that homework was the death of me

Death by secret phyco May 14, 2019

Death 

salvation and freedom

I saw a deer get ran over, how come he's the lucky one. Plz come release me death

Death by FUNKYDONKEY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 26, 2019

Death 

The ''game over'' of real life. You might recognize it when you stop breathing, your heart stops and a ''uff'' sound effect followed up by a red screen in which you can read saying ''You died!''
For me it's the first phrase of the popular song ''You make my dreams''

Conversation with my mom*
-Do you mind if I commit Death? (crying laughing emoji face)
-Please go ahead, don't think twice.

Death by SuchSpain August 10, 2019