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deal or no deal

What you say to a prostitute who changed her price mid-fuck.
Man: "Bitch, I'll give you $20...Deal or No Deal?"

Whore: "Deal!"
by G2X April 20, 2007
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a big fucking deal

"Hey Joe, what do you call this Health Care Reform Bill?"

"This is a big fucking deal."
by miketwo March 23, 2010
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drug dealer know

To know someone in a deeper way, in the way a customer would know a drug dealer. This is not a person who you just say "what's up?" to, but who you know more personally, often knowing with certainty if said person is a drug dealer or not.

This is derived from the Chris Rock movie "Head of State"
I know him, but I don't _drug dealer know_ him
by Zodiac Digital October 4, 2005
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shitty deal

Koby: "FUCK my lighter is out of fluid"
Seth: "Shitty Deal.."
by shuey May 23, 2005
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Dealer

Dealer (Drug Dealer)
Someone who makes a profit from buying Large Quantities of drugs from a producer
at a lower price, and sells at a moderate price.
Ganja Farmer Sells Pounds/Ounces to a dealer
The Dealer Might sell off To a middleman at a discounted price (buying large quantities)
The Middle Man sells to the consumer who pays moderate price.
Being a Dealer and having a middleman can keep you off the streets and being good friends can make transactions easy.

the only thing you need to make money, is money.
by Papa Smurfing it January 13, 2009
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package deal

When the target of your affection will not do anything with you without the inclusion of his/her best friend.
Steve: Hey, there's a concert this weekend. Wanna go?
Alice: What about Stephanie?
Steve: What about her?
Alice: Well, I can't leave her out.
Steve: But this is like supposed to be a date, you know? Just you and me?
Alice: No Stephanie, no me. YOU BOY!

The next day--
Burt: So, what happened with you and Alice?
Steve: Man, she wouldn't go if Stephanie wasn't invited too.
Burt: OH FUCK. THE PACKAGE DEAL.
by Prof. Booty January 3, 2010
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Dealbreaker

A word used to describe the eligibility of a friendship or relationship based on one trait or preference of the other person. Can also be used if you don't agree with someones views.
John: "So whats your least favorite band?"
Jill: " It would have to be Arcade Fire."
John: "Wait...What? You don't like Arcade Fire? Thats a dealbreaker."
OR
Billy: "Favorite Modern Warfare 2 class?"
Johny: "Well, I usually have the UMP .45 with a Silencer, Desert Eagle with a Tac knife, Marathon Pro, Lightweight Pro, and Commando Pro.
Billy: "Woah man. Way to be a noob. We aren't friends anymore, thats a dealbreaker."
by Pandabrother September 8, 2010
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