A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
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