Davids are the HOTTEST guys you could ever meet! They are usually Chinese and like paper air planes, minecraft, and pretty much being a nerd. They have VERY cute butts.
Person 1: Whoah that guy has such a cute butt!!!
Person 2: I know his name is David!
Person 1: Oh that explains a lot...
Person 2: I know his name is David!
Person 1: Oh that explains a lot...
by 09o8ikuyhtgtbnyntiu January 25, 2013
a person who likes to debate no matter how annoying he must get to prove a point. This person is usually determined to delete all girfriends who are dating his friends or rather try dying to make them leave his friend. no one knows why but davids get defensive of their friends.
Lane: Don't pull a david!
D-ennett: You're a fag! NEVER GET A GF BECAUSE I NEED YOU!
Lane: what???
Chris:.... stop making fun of my gf because she will hunt you down if u even try anythign with me.
D-ennett: You're a fag! NEVER GET A GF BECAUSE I NEED YOU!
Lane: what???
Chris:.... stop making fun of my gf because she will hunt you down if u even try anythign with me.
by gregoriodarwin May 01, 2008
David is very conceited and can be an asshole. Usually David thinks he knows everything and thinks he can boss you around. Although he is all the above, he is quite lovable and does spoil the hell out of you.
by Liciouslush November 29, 2017
Usually has a best friend named Ryan or Rihanna who everyone questions their relationship status together.
by SodaBob February 15, 2012
David, sometimes pernounced Jub-Jub, is French for veiny hard bee penis. A person who has personality, in his own way, and is addicted to shitty videogames and anime. His appearence is discribed as a feral cave man, who can't help but to smack things with his dick. Fucks honey bees in his spare time. A David is wildly attracted to young male leprechauns, and vice versa targeted most by Irish sexual predaters for the looseness of his ass and the relaxed nature when under stress. David's can usualy survive for weeks only buy the nutrition provided by the up to 30 gallons of semen stored in their single hump. Is prone to PMS or acting women like, although he is probaly male. David's are now nearly extinct due to overhunting for their pelts, semen sacks, and estrogen. If you see a David, it would be best to perform a mercy killing with sand paper and a straw hat.
If you see the David, kill the David.
Why?
When threteded, they bare their tusks and charge unstopingly.
Why?
When threteded, they bare their tusks and charge unstopingly.
by MrPank May 30, 2011
by Matthew Dunlop May 17, 2011
A cheating man whore. Usually thinks he's gods gift to woman, yet doesnt know how to keep his dick in his pants to save his life.
by my_forsaken_soul July 11, 2010