David

a person who likes to debate no matter how annoying he must get to prove a point. This person is usually determined to delete all girfriends who are dating his friends or rather try dying to make them leave his friend. no one knows why but davids get defensive of their friends.

Lane: Don't pull a david!
D-ennett: You're a fag! NEVER GET A GF BECAUSE I NEED YOU!
Lane: what???
Chris:.... stop making fun of my gf because she will hunt you down if u even try anythign with me.

by gregoriodarwin May 1, 2008

David

David is very conceited and can be an asshole. Usually David thinks he knows everything and thinks he can boss you around. Although he is all the above, he is quite lovable and does spoil the hell out of you.

Your boyfriend’s name is David, he must be an ass.

by Liciouslush November 29, 2017

David

Usually has a best friend named Ryan or Rihanna who everyone questions their relationship status together.

Everyone knows those two are David for each other, even though they say they are just best friends.

by SodaBob April 8, 2012

David

David, sometimes pernounced Jub-Jub, is French for veiny hard bee penis. A person who has personality, in his own way, and is addicted to shitty videogames and anime. His appearence is discribed as a feral cave man, who can't help but to smack things with his dick. Fucks honey bees in his spare time. A David is wildly attracted to young male leprechauns, and vice versa targeted most by Irish sexual predaters for the looseness of his ass and the relaxed nature when under stress. David's can usualy survive for weeks only buy the nutrition provided by the up to 30 gallons of semen stored in their single hump. Is prone to PMS or acting women like, although he is probaly male. David's are now nearly extinct due to overhunting for their pelts, semen sacks, and estrogen. If you see a David, it would be best to perform a mercy killing with sand paper and a straw hat.

If you see the David, kill the David.
Why?
When threteded, they bare their tusks and charge unstopingly.

by MrPank October 24, 2011

David

A guy or animal who is hyperactive and screams like a girl. Usually innocent and nice.

Stop acting like a David!
Haha you are acting like a David.

by Matthew Dunlop June 10, 2011

David

A cheating man whore. Usually thinks he's gods gift to woman, yet doesnt know how to keep his dick in his pants to save his life.

girl one- "Ugh did you hear about her boyfriend?"

girl two- "yea He's such a David..."

by my_forsaken_soul July 11, 2010

David

A selfish, egotistical wanktard who is the asswhole of the world. David is know for compulsive lying, cheating, philandering and telling half truths stated in such a way where it seems like he's telling the whole truth. Also know for having radical personality changes mostly associated with people suffering from bipolar disorder. Other than these small set backs, he is still not the person you would want to be stranded on an island with.

Man, I really hate that guy! He's such a david!

by Julie235 April 5, 2011