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Horny Potter and The Sorcerer's Daughter

the first of a series of pornos based on the harry potter saga
a bonerum jizzicus spell?

hell nah. its Horny Potter and The Sorcerer's Daughter on blu-ray
by ysjfngjsadsglhpn July 11, 2011
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Doughnuting

When a group of females put lipstick on and take turns in trying to deep-throught a male and see who can leave a lipstick mark all the way round and furthest down the shaft.

(Males can also play but not as good or recomended!)
Kate won the game of doughnuting the rest of the girls we uspet but peter was verry pleased . . . .
by dj gak-gak October 22, 2009
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hella dough

"That shirt's hella dough!"
by LandoKM July 25, 2014
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Kneading the dough

1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.

2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.

2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
by Big Larry Givens January 12, 2012
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daugaard

Daugaard is a danish word used in the same order as the word fail. Also used when someone says something completely out of context.
He just pulled a Daugaard.
by Atdlex April 25, 2010
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doughball tits

Tits that are the size of doughballs that are used for making pizza's.
Doughball tits fit perfectly in the palm of your hand, being niether too big nor too smll, and are enough to just roll around in the palm of your hand. Much like teh tits you see on a young teen girl.
by Steve Spencer November 12, 2006
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Pillsbury dough boy

The cartoony mascot for Pillbury baking products, this little white thing would say he-heeeeeeee when you poke him in the tummy.
"That's about as annoying as the Pillsbury dough boy.
by RCU December 6, 2006
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