A danis is a weird extraterrestrial eastern european god. In the roman times the bosnian civilization believed Danis was responsible for seduction, sex and love. Nowadays a Danis is known for his charms and his sexappeal. They are strong males, with a very large penis that they use to make people fall in love with them.
by DeOranjeKastanje November 22, 2021
Get the Danis mug.Dani has the biggest peen ever. It’s so big people will see it through her clothes while they walk by. Some people say its black
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Get the Dani mug.Dani has the biggest peen ever. It’s so big people see it sticking out of her clothes when she walks by. Legend says it might be black
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Get the Dani mug.Guy One: Dani's definitely a butterface. I'd put a bag over her face.
Guy Two: Or just shove her face into the bed, the whole time
Guy Two: Or just shove her face into the bed, the whole time
by NewCaney's FireBurner November 4, 2019
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Dani should be a compliment, like: Oh My God you look so Dani today!
Dani should be a compliment, like: Oh My God you look so Dani today!
by blueracoon846 December 2, 2020
Get the Dani mug.dani is a very kind girl. she is very overprotective and most likely the mom of the group. she is pretty smart and has high average grades, she is super pretty but doesn’t know it. probably the most gorgeous girl in school and everyone is secretly jealous of her. she wants to grow her hair out long and has strict parents.
guy one: look at that girl over there, i think i have a crush on her.
guy two: no way?!? dani!? me too.
girl 1: ugh i’m so jealous of dani.
girl 2: me too! dani is literally perfect.
guy two: no way?!? dani!? me too.
girl 1: ugh i’m so jealous of dani.
girl 2: me too! dani is literally perfect.
by _.thequeenofthecastle._ December 22, 2020
Get the dani mug.Coolest person ever. Most bestest dancer and knows how to hip pop😀. Everyone wants to be her and be as talented to be able to break ur shower door...
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