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hoo-driver

an insult or a cross between a hoover and screwdriver. it picks up nails
no 1:hey nice hoo-driver
no 2:shut it ure fat
no 1: shut up u hoo-driver

example no 2

no 1:wicked that hoover picks up nails
no 2:its not a hoover its a hoo-driver
by connorp5 July 3, 2007
mugGet the hoo-drivermug.

driver's profiling

Turning your head while passing a car to check out the other car's driver who was doing something stupid on the road just a minute ago. It could also be used to confirm car/owner stereotypes.
I could hear the big pink Cadillac with shiny rims from miles away. No need for driver's profiling. It was a black dude.

The minivan in front of me almost stopped in the left lane of the highway this morning. I did some driver's profiling and sure enough it was a soccer mom on her phone.

The silver Toyota in front of me was behaving weird. Some driver's profiling revealed it was an old asian lady who drove it.
by open247 August 4, 2010
mugGet the driver's profilingmug.

Penis Driver

1. One who drives a penis
2. Mike Harris
3. One who's penis was seen by ghosts
4. One who has sex with British gypsies
5. Applied to any number of people who meet the following criteria:

1) Drives a penis
2) Uses the internet to meet skanky women
3) Says things "Sound like Diddy"
4) Leaves the state for days to fuck random whores
5) Needs to coat his penis in honey and stick it penis in a beehive.
Mike Harris is such a penis driver
by Jennifer Drouin January 31, 2004
mugGet the Penis Drivermug.

backseat driver

Someone who has their seat reclined so far back that it appears as if they are driving from the backseat. Usually found in more urban locations.
It bothers me how much of Hartfords citizens are backseat drivers!
by kirasakuya July 6, 2011
mugGet the backseat drivermug.

uber driver

margret is out with her uber driver tonight
by lacheeelll December 11, 2017
mugGet the uber drivermug.

Cab Driver

Guy 1: "I-I be fffucked up yo."

Guy 2: "Call a-a-a cab brooo."

Cab Driver: "Ah shit."
by Skigz August 19, 2010
mugGet the Cab Drivermug.

dew-driver

A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.
by jesus w. bush December 26, 2004
mugGet the dew-drivermug.

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