Drift

The path of a fart rising and falling straight into your line of smelling direction.

The drift on that fart was gnarly.

by Lady420~ July 17, 2016

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

Drift

A person is drifting when they go around having sex with underage girls or boys when it’s against the law. A lot of people like to do it for sport and fun for not getting caught by the little child parents. The little child and drifter even gets off on doing it in the house while they home. Or in their bed when they gone. And the drifter goes around doing to as many underage kids trying not to get caught and go to prison for it.

As opposed to the Drift King who a lot of young girls lied about their age to be with and broke up with him when he was in love with him and wanted to marry them to force him to be with one of their friends too. Like a god to him. If he ever found out he will be so angry and mad like one of the old bulk movies. Going mean and red and huge destroying everything.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Drift Boss

1: A Video Game
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.

Tenasha: "Did you see the gang leader hit that Drift Boss on the local Homeless Man."
Tasha: "Da."

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Let Me Drift Around Your Curves Like A Sunflower Seed

Let Me Drift Around Your Curves Like A Sunflower Seed

Let Me Drift Around Your Curves Like A Sunflower Seed

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Controller Drift

When Your Fucking Controller Won't Sort It's Self Out It For Some Reason And Has A Pair Of Joy Sticks Who Can't Move In A Straight Line

I Have Fucking Controller Drift.

by Yarmster December 15, 2023