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dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.
After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.
by HBomb76 May 16, 2017
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Dookie lick

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."
by AM1tchell February 24, 2017
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horse dookie

Be careful where you are walking,you might step in a pile of horse dookie!!
by FIREJACKER March 10, 2017
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spicy dookie

When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!
That spicy dookie I dropped the other day was so bad my clothes smelt like smoke!
by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016
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dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.
Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!
by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016
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Dooky-Nanny

Defication On your nanny or baby sitter out of sexual dezire
My Dooky-Nanny likes it dirty and smelly
by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021
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Spooky dookie

When a corrections officer is making a round on his/her housing unit and looks in a cell and sees an inmate shitting in the dark
Damn, I was just making a round and 26 cell was taking a spooky dookie
by Doodiespoopy April 13, 2021
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