A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014
Get the Dad Dealmug. A circuit deal allows a DJ to be a guaranteed part of certain live shows and tours as produced by a popular musical collective of their genre.
A contract made between a DJ and a music producer/promoter to be on several consecutive gigs.
A contract made between a DJ and a music producer/promoter to be on several consecutive gigs.
by UGotzDaTB February 11, 2010
Get the circuit dealmug. A plug deal is a drug deal in which the customer buys in bulk with the intentions to "make the flip". So the supplier gives a good deal so that the customer can make profit off what the supplier gives them.
Customer: Yo, what kind of plug deal can you give me for an O of loud?
Dealer: I can do $250 for you. That way you can flip it and potentially get $560.
Customer: Alright bet
Dealer: I can do $250 for you. That way you can flip it and potentially get $560.
Customer: Alright bet
by YungTrapJedi April 3, 2016
Get the plug dealmug. by The Plummers December 1, 2018
Get the ceiling the dealmug. People who claim to have wealth or wealthy networks and their willingness to make a deal with you, but they never finish deal.
by mysticpep July 13, 2021
Get the deal fappermug. Theft; crazy mad deal. Derived from Mr. Burns in the Simpsons due to his propensity to swindle an unsuspecting victim.
by sacker1000 July 7, 2012
Get the Burnsy dealmug. A cuckoldry act in heterosexual relationships in which the female partner dominates a third party male, who is simultaneously dominating the male partner, forming a triple decker sexual act much like Neapolitan ice cream.
by sinthia April 20, 2019
Get the Neapolitan Dealmug.