cuttsed

to be stoned while playing sport

man i got the ball and i thought there was a lion chasing me so i ran off the field screaming but i now realise i was tripping on account of me being cuttsed.

by bhb August 16, 2003

cuntsloth

suburban chicago term for someone (male or female) who is moving far to slow from the standpoint of a group

Come On Larry! we're all ready why arn't you, Cuntsloth?

by The Midnight Bandit April 5, 2005

Cuntsnaffler

A derivative of Cuntsnaffle. Someone who is clumsy, stupid, chavvy, likely to fuck up.

To be used against an individual of dubious nature/personage.

I can't believe you did that, you fucking cuntsnaffler.

by AztecLeisure April 28, 2005

cuntshitterous

A derogatory term for a close friend, pal, or acquaintance. Often used when bro or cuntass have already been said, the speaker may use 'cuntshitterous' to outdo a friend who has already used a form of "cunt" in his or her greeting.

Despite a derogatory nature, 'cuntshitterous' is even considered a term of endearment amongst fellow bros.

Jarrod: "Brosephalopod, why didn't you come? Your ass was cuntin' around instead of broing it up at my party!"

Paul: "Seriously, cuntshitterous, your cuntass should've been there."

Marin: "Awwwww TITS! I'm lame as fuck. I should've come."

by Jarrod E November 18, 2007

Cultshwhore

A Cultshwhore is someone who whores culture. They treat all levels of art from the x factor final to Hamlet, pineapple dance studios to Emmanuel Kant as equal in importance and want it all pumped into their brains.

A good Cultshwhore will make use of youtube loops, 24/7 news and goldfish attention span levels of channel-flipping.

"I was halfway through Milton's Paradise Lost but got sidetracked by Lady Gaga's new video, but then I chucked that in for Tchaikovsky but only got a couple of minutes in because of a Su-bo interview in Heat... etc..."
"You are such a Cultshwhore"

by LadyGagaIsTheUtterShitFuck March 14, 2010

Cuntsmith

One who has exceptional technique, stamina, and skill in the use of giving pleasure with her cunt.

I had fantastic sex with Sara last night. You're right, she's an amazing cuntsmith!

by Jane C. Smith September 30, 2010

cuntski

a girl thats bein a BITCH

cuntski defines JACKS (Julie, Jackie, Ali, CHRISTINE, Kristin, Sarah, Steph)

by IsameMEH guhhhhh January 6, 2008