Lemon Custard

a code word among males to refer to shaved pussy. It is used in situations when other words might not be socially acceptable. Adjectives can be used accordingly.

"That old wrinkly bitch has a dry lemon custard!"
"Wow, that Kim Kardashian sure has a tasty lemon custard!"
"I hope his mom is gonna be there, because I love her sweet lemon custard."

by RuoJie June 22, 2008

Custard shooter

A name for a penis

I'm going to put your custard shooter in my beef flaps

by Badwolf0224 July 8, 2017

Costa Messy

Slander term for Costa Mesa, California. Created by Huntington Beach residents to describe the area, with its large Tight Pant, Ray Ban, Flannel wearing hipster population. Costa Messy is the "Shitty Huntington Beach."

Costa Messy, you know the Shitty Huntington Beach.

by The Baddest Bitch! December 8, 2010

Costa Mexico

One small area in Costa Mesa that is home to many industrial warehouses and low rent housing dominated by hispanics. Mesa Verde, East Costa Mesa, and South Coast regions of Costa Mesa, which all include exclusive areas, desperately wish this area would be bulldozed and redeveloped. Even with this area included, the average cost of a home in Costa Mesa surpases that of most neighboring cities, such as Huntington Beach and Irvine. (but not Newport Beach of course)

Why can't we just deport all of the beaners in Costa Mexico and

by tmart24 September 28, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

Costa

The act of ejaculating into someone's mouth, before vigorously waggling the penis and hissing (to mimic a the making of a Costa cappuccino) - leaving a frothy signature.

"I only asked for a skinny latte, but he gave me a Costa special."
"Dang bitch, I've been here 8 times already this week. Let me pull my dick out, this Costa's on the house!"

by cantankorarse August 28, 2013

Crustache

(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.

man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"

by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016