jaba the cunt

A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.

Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.

Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!

by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016

shut up cunt

What my mom said to me when i was 3

"Shut up cunt," said my mom.

by Screaming Children March 12, 2021

muggy cunt

1) A gentleman who is trying to make you look a fool in front of your associates.

2) A reputedly nasty character of less than average intelligence.

Your not football supporters, your fucking muggy little cunts

I should fuckin' open you up you muggy cunt

by Johnny S December 19, 2005

fully ridden old cunt

fully ridden old cunt is a term used for fat ugly whores, generally with huge sagging breasts and droopy rotting vaginas. A certain smell acompanies the vagina, somewhat like decomposing kippers.

often like miles ovid.

Boy i would love to rag that fully ridden old cunt!

Geewizz!

by Joseph Fritzle May 8, 2008

Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it

Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper

by BSkinn January 21, 2010

Cunt Diamond

The little piece of sunlight below a girls vagina when she's wearing lulu lemons and her legs are together. Approximately 2cm x 2cm of pure perfection.

(walking behind a girl at a mall only to see a nice cunt diamond) "Yo Alvin are you seeing what i am seeing" Al- " Ya T-bone that's one of the best cunt diamond's i have ever seen!"

by Ty " the beefhook" Taylor April 19, 2011

cunt crusader

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.

Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.

by lmtz2000 May 17, 2016