The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
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curb midget

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.
by Tickle me blue balls June 05, 2022
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Hit the curb

To leave. To bounce. To get the hell out of there. Commonly used when leaving somewhere to go outside. (Verb)
Hey bro, this funeral blows, let's hit the curb. We can decide what we want to do once we are outside but the vibes are not fun in here.
by Slang2000_B_Good June 12, 2024
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curbing Urban

What Trump would like to do with Urban Dictionary
Trump to Conway: ``We need to start curbing Urban before they get me impeached.''
by tirtle January 31, 2017
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curb worm

n. A person who hangs around with bikers but doesn't own a motorcycle.
"Send the curb worm to buy more beer."
by Texas Nell October 04, 2019
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Curb Church

Curb Church is where you meet with a friend to talk about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness on a street curb till the wee hours of the morning while chasing the sunrise.
I could really use a little curb church tonight.
by Sjflow August 05, 2018
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Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.
I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.
by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 07, 2017
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