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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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curb diving

John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”
by Prof Paradox March 29, 2024
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curb smash

when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb
I just curb smashed jarred cause he was being a jerk so he deserved it
by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019
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Curb Appall

is the initial attraction you have when you first see a prostitute that quickly turns to dismay as you take a second look.
Ahead on the corner was a true hottie, I dropped the passenger window to get a better look, Horrified, I realized she was a he. Once again, fooled by curb appall.
by tlinget October 10, 2011
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curb cock

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in front of his partners mouth and flails them in the back of the head. Forces their mouth to forcefully ingest his penis into their mouth.
I think I might curb cock Tiffany tonight.
by Yessssshaaw April 5, 2020
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Booted Suited 10 Toes to the Curb

I went to the club last night booted suited 10 toes to the curb.
by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! January 22, 2018
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Curb

a path or roadway edge made of concrete or stone.
The freshly constructed road has a well-defined curb along its sides, which helps to keep cars from wandering onto the sidewalk and potentially hitting pedestrians.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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