Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it

Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper

by BSkinn January 21, 2010

Cunt Diamond

The little piece of sunlight below a girls vagina when she's wearing lulu lemons and her legs are together. Approximately 2cm x 2cm of pure perfection.

(walking behind a girl at a mall only to see a nice cunt diamond) "Yo Alvin are you seeing what i am seeing" Al- " Ya T-bone that's one of the best cunt diamond's i have ever seen!"

by Ty " the beefhook" Taylor April 19, 2011

cunt crusader

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.

Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.

by lmtz2000 May 17, 2016

fite me cunt

Usually used in Australia or by Australians as an upgrade to fight me.
Also used in Connect 4 memes.

Person 1: Fight me, bitch.
Australian: Fite me cunt.

by Rexcanyon792 February 15, 2018

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011

cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.

1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Alex totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.

by IAmTheOne December 9, 2008

cunt slime

A person who is such an excessive cunt that they morph into cunt slime.

That cunt is continually acting like a cunt. His constant cunt actions have made him become cunt slime

by barry888 November 24, 2006