Charlie Edward Crump

A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege

You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump

by A child of jesus christ June 28, 2020

Ms. Crump

A Crazy Hoe Teacher Who is Deaf to one Kid and could hear Everyother Kid.

God! Ms. Crump! Didn't you not Hear that Kid Say that!
Ms. Crump: I didn't Hear Anything

by Kimmete Glenn May 14, 2011

crumping

To lick a persons anus hole.

Andy has been crumping that girls bum hole all day!

by spongebob12345 March 12, 2008

shane crump

the former bassist of the band Alesana
he left the band to be with his girlfriend sometime in july 2008

aww man! why did shane crump have to leave alesana! he was amazing!

by AllTimeLoeHoe August 11, 2008

Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008

Crumpets

A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.

Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!

by cheesygrins February 16, 2010

crumpet guzzler

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.

"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"

by Peter martin January 14, 2008