Crotch Bacon

Sweat that accumulates between the folds of the labia and emits a foul smelling odor.

I worked out for two hours at the gym today and gave myself a bad case of Crotch Bacon

by Tam the Shrew March 10, 2013

crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 21, 2005

Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.

She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.

by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023

Crotch Cankers

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.

Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

leather crotch

A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove

Man Felicia has a leather crotch she's such a hoe

by intheknow337 April 22, 2015