A type of mental cope gays use that warp the perception of reality such that everyone who doesn't like them is a closet homosexual.
"If my sexuality involved having to induce diarrhea or get shit on my dick, I'd rather just not have sex, that's revolting."
No, it's called douching and it's not like that, closet
"Haha, that's such a gay cope"
No, it's called douching and it's not like that, closet
"Haha, that's such a gay cope"
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Get the Amanda Robert Cooper mug.The DB Cooper is like the stranger except you do it on the airplane and wrap your hand under the armrest so you think your neighbor was doing it.
Dude, I sat next to Andre on the plane and when he saw me giving myself a D.B. Cooper, and said, "what the fuck man!" Then I skydived out of the airplane.
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