Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted

Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!

by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016

crooks

The name an old person gives to a criminal. Especially the government during the Nixon Administration that old people remember

Granny: That there man is a crook!
Grandson: grandma nobody uses the word crooks anymore except for old people like you

by stoner63 November 21, 2010

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

Croodle

Verb: To Cuddle up together.

Do you think one day we'll ever croodle?

Did that crazy so and so just ask me to croodle?

Watching a movie with an amazing croodle friend with a box of nacho's is the beez kneez.

He croodled her with all his affections and it was all that he wrote for me!

by IwasnttheNoodleItwasTheCroodle September 1, 2011

crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

Crookery

Out doing criminal activity

He looks shady like he is about to get into some crookery.

by Sikkone September 29, 2014

Crook Eye

Lazy eye. Usually one eye (pupil) is straight and the other (pupil) is off to the side. Really shows when eye glasses are lowered and magnifies the eye.

There was a picture of Brad on the roller coaster. He positioned (lowered) his eye glasses and you can really see the Crook eye.

by Justlilbit July 6, 2016