crookbooking

the act of stealing recipes from bookstores by means of photograph (phone or otherwise)

Scott and I went crookbooking today. We got a great recipe for Chilli Caramel Pork Belly with Asian Slaw from a recipe book that was $150.

by richardscott June 9, 2011

Crooked

Not completely homosexual but not one hundred percent straight.

That boy over there is crooked.

by Names of words of wordly words July 5, 2019

crooked dick

a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision

his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

CrookedCross

A distant relative to Rurouni Kenshin, this man puts the "probe" into homoprobe and "fag" into homofag. Said to be more flaming than the A&M Bonfire, he populates the IGN Boards and spreads his homoprobic propaganda.

CrookedCross lieks menn.

by That guy. February 25, 2003

chookster

The term given to the most gorgeous or beautiful of all chooks. The queen of chooks.(originally given as a name to a chook called 'Lisa')

She was the chookster of the pen, the one the males most loved and desired.

by Shaun Summers January 2, 2008

Disrespectful Cookster

A small primate who when in an angry state, is known to throw bananas and other assorted fruits at its antagonizer.

Oh my god! That disrespectful Cookster just threw a banana right into my eye, and now I'm blind!!

by Mike Cookie October 27, 2008

cooks

another word for huge nipples on a chick

"Oh my! Check out the mighty cooks on those breasteses"
"Those are the biggest cooks i've ever seen"
"I was railing LeShawnda last night and I tell you, those massive cooks were bouncing like flies on poop"

by Jon Cheechoo July 23, 2008