coke-dick

This happens after use of cocaine, and, makes the penis unable to become hard.Or it is then it's not, or, it's not then it is.

There I was with this really hot chick and I was so frustrated.....I had the coke-dick, the only option was to wait... Wait and hope she doesn't leave before I comedown.

by Les Pance May 16, 2005

choke-the-monkey

Another term used to masturbate for a male (Choke the monkey)

Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.

by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008

Coke Iero

Like Coke Zero, but tastes like Frank Iero. Tastes so much like Frank, we should sue ourselves.

Gerard Way: What's that you're drinking, Frank?
Frank Iero: Coke Iero, it's like Coke Zero... but it tastes like... me...
Gerard: *tastes* ...you should sue...
Frank: yup...

by nadara October 16, 2008

cherry coke

nectar of the gods

mmm cherry coke

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

coke booger

boogers that have white cocaine remnence in them because of excess cocaine use. some real addicts eat them.

yo christian you got something hanging from your nose.....

yea man its a coke booger, ill eat it later.

by johnny the monkey January 6, 2007

chicken choker

A male who masturbates.

Don't mess with that chicken choker.

by odogo January 17, 2004

choke strap

A very tight grip on the end of your penis just at the moment of ejaculation, usually accompanied by a scream or grunt.

He had a choke strap on my cock that made it numb and I screamed with delight.

by Gazman April 1, 2004