Cream Croissant

A penis

suck a cream croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018

Creamcake

When having a threesome and you nut inside the girl, then the second male nuts in her, followed by you nutting in her again.

Aye homie you want to creamcake a bitch?

by KCIWYTSAN September 6, 2019

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

Cream Cheese Roll

It's when a women cums inside that man's urethra

"Bro I was having sex with this girl, and she gave me a Cream Cheese Roll

by Peachy Creep407 February 2, 2021

Creamation

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news

1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!

by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021

Cream Pony

A short statured wealthy caucasian man with a pony tail that has a reputation for being an above average lover.

Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !

by SophondaCox January 15, 2022

sun-cream eater

To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.

"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.

by the bearded clown July 26, 2010