crawford mountain is a curvy little piece of hell road on a huge ass mountain in kentucky where all the crackwhores live. the one-lane-no-guardrail road is a perfect place to live if you want to avoid the cops... at the risk of getting eaten alive by the 90ft of kudzu that wasn't there yesterday. very fun to drive on in the snow if you are suicidal!
person 1: yea, I live on crawford mountain and i woke up this morning only to find my house swolled up by kudzu, a car crashed on the roof, and a crackwhore sleeping on my bed! can i live with you?
person 2: go to hell
person 1: I live there
person 2: go to hell
person 1: I live there
by dandydo April 18, 2009
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Term used in video games when fanboys swarm either professional or well known players in a game. Usually said by the opposite team, or the players that aren't doing it.
Term used in video games when fanboys swarm either professional or well known players in a game. Usually said by the opposite team, or the players that aren't doing it.
*OpTic Predator joins a public match*
Random Fanboy: Holy shit! it's Predator!!! Come on guys, let's try to prove to him we're good at sniping and we'll be in OpTic!!!
*Noobs swarm*
Player from other team: "Wow. Look at these noobs Crawlie Trover."
Random Fanboy: Holy shit! it's Predator!!! Come on guys, let's try to prove to him we're good at sniping and we'll be in OpTic!!!
*Noobs swarm*
Player from other team: "Wow. Look at these noobs Crawlie Trover."
by TheeGamerGirl January 13, 2011
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• crawdad
• Crawesome
• crawling
• Crawling in my skin
by shakeitgirl December 13, 2012
Get the crawfish ass mug.1. An activity involving a group of people frequenting many bars together. Often referred to as a "pub crawl".
2. To move very slowly, as on one's hands and knees. But can also refer to anything being slow.
3. A small space beneath a house used for performing maintenance. Sometimes called a "crawlspace".
4. To criticize
5. The text moving across the bottom of the screen during a news broadcast
2. To move very slowly, as on one's hands and knees. But can also refer to anything being slow.
3. A small space beneath a house used for performing maintenance. Sometimes called a "crawlspace".
4. To criticize
5. The text moving across the bottom of the screen during a news broadcast
1. Hey, the pub crawl is happening tonight; we're gonna get wasted!
2. Me and the boys crawled up behind that sucka and he didn't even hear us!
3. I ducked the cops by hiding out in the crawl.
4. Don't you be crawlin' me like that. You best back off!
5. Hey man, they got that shit you did last week in the crawl today.
2. Me and the boys crawled up behind that sucka and he didn't even hear us!
3. I ducked the cops by hiding out in the crawl.
4. Don't you be crawlin' me like that. You best back off!
5. Hey man, they got that shit you did last week in the crawl today.
by Severin Aykoos July 15, 2021
Get the crawl mug."Café Crawlerism" or CCism encompasses both motorcycle abuse and a trendiness dependence. CCism in the classical illness model will follow a progressive course: if a person continues to modify the motorcycle, the performance and appearance will worsen. This will lead to harmful consequences in their life, physically, mentally, emotionally and socially. The emotional progression of the addict’s response to the modification can be seen in four phases. The first two is considered “normal” modification and the last two are viewed "typical" Café Crawlerism. The four phases consists of, 1 learning the mood swing; a person is introduced to modification, in some cultures this can happen at a relatively young age. The person enjoys the happy feeling, at this stage there is no emotional cost. 2 Seeking the mood swing, a person will make further modifications to regain that feeling of euphoria; modifications of higher complexity will be required. Again at this stage, there are no significant consequences. 3 At this stage there are consequences, i.e. part miss-fitment, free-play problems, holes in the pistons due to long-term lean carburetor settings, oil shooting out of the exhaust pipe, binding the rotor due to upgraded calipers, herniated disks in the spine due to clubman bars, hearing damage due to riding around with open headers, etc. 4 The person will continue to ride and modify the motorcycle disregarding the problems. This stage is detrimental and is a risk for premature death.
"Hello my name is Rafael and I suffer from Café Crawlerism.
I purchased a BMW K100RT in perfect condition and I was compelled to modify it after seeing a Café Racer K100 on youtube and now have been on a 2 month modification binge. I keep telling myself that my bike is a Café Racer but after noticing that the performance and appearance has worsened, I discovered that I had a problem. I could not stop tinkering with the motorcycle and this affected my marriage. I understood that I was powerless over modification and my motorcycle was an eye sore."
I purchased a BMW K100RT in perfect condition and I was compelled to modify it after seeing a Café Racer K100 on youtube and now have been on a 2 month modification binge. I keep telling myself that my bike is a Café Racer but after noticing that the performance and appearance has worsened, I discovered that I had a problem. I could not stop tinkering with the motorcycle and this affected my marriage. I understood that I was powerless over modification and my motorcycle was an eye sore."
by MotoSurgeon October 13, 2011
Get the Café Crawlerism mug.Dylan Crawford would be BEST friends with a girl named Taylor. She’s very hawt and soooo pretty. She will steal your hoe. So ladies watch out!! She’s also crazy and loves pps. Her catchphrase with her best friend taylor would be “my daddy’s big albino pp plant”
Dylan Crawford is adored by all bois
Boy: “Dylan is so hot, i wish she was mine”
Guy: “She was mine, but i lost her”
All the other boys: “Dylan’s are hawt”
Boy: “Dylan is so hot, i wish she was mine”
Guy: “She was mine, but i lost her”
All the other boys: “Dylan’s are hawt”
by ekeioe March 5, 2019
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"I hate my mom. She buys me everything I want!"
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
by Lucy LuSeur September 25, 2013
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