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Cassandra 

1. Seductress of man/Entangler of men
2. Queen of intercourse
3. Doomsayer/Nay-sayer
4. Prophetess
5. Shines upon man

According to myth, Cassandra was the daughter of King Priam and Queen Hecuba of Troy. It was said she was very beautiful, comparable to the likes of Aphrodite and Helen. The god, Apollo, fell in love with her, and in return for sexual favors he promised her the gift of prophecy. Cassandra refused him, and he gave her the gift anyway, but being pretty pissed about being rejected, Apollo cursed it. From then on Cassandra could see the future, but would never be believed. She predicted Paris would be the ruin of Troy, Hector's death at the hands of Achilles, the fall of Troy via the Greeks hiding in the infamous horse, and her own death being hacked to death with an ax by Agamemnon's wife, Clytemnestra. People laughed, called her crazy, but it all went down exactly as she said.

These days when someone is called a "Cassandra" it means they make wild accusations about the future, that most people think are unbelievable even though they might be pretty realistic.
1. "How does that girl rake in all those guys?"
"She's a Cassandra."

2. "Wow, you're good."
"I'm Cassandra, what can I say?"

3. "We can't make 100 copies of this book in half an hour!"
"Don't be such a Cassandra."

4. "Didn't I tell you that would happen?"
"Oh yeah, you're a real Cassandra."

5. "That lamp is just like Cassandra."
Cassandra by RiverLennon September 13, 2009
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cassandra 

the most perfect female to be around and the funnest
cassandra is perfect
cassandra by cunt lsut September 23, 2016
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cassandra 

someone really beautiful,flawless,everything positive,someone you would really want to marry.
I know for sure Cassandra is all I want
cassandra by rjthalit1 August 11, 2016

Cassandra Jean 

Someone who sleeps with no pants on.
Don't pull a Cassandra Jean or you might get bed bugs!

Cassanova 

someone good-looking, charming, and possess an attractive aura to attract girls
Cassanova's better than bieber
Cassanova by Raicho April 28, 2011

Cass Tech 

Cass Tech is a high school in Detroit that houses 2000 students that had to test to get in.Cass tech is known for its alumni,cultural minority diversity ,good test scores and world class nerds and jocks.To maintain enrollment in cass you must keep an overall of 2.5. Which is very easy to do.Teachers are very strict and will not hesitate to give you a D of F.expecially the honors/ap teachers.Cass Tech is known for the best band in the land.CTMB (cass tech marching band).The amount of personallity that one experiences at cass is parllel to the various sizes of shits that one takes in a life time.There are various opportunities to be used at cass. Like the over 30 sports teams and 35 + clubs and organizations.
I choose to go to Cass Tech instead of King High School because of the academic challenges.
Cass Tech by AndrinoGiardino June 29, 2009

Calling Cassandra 

Named after the Greek prophetess. When you first warn someone about the trouble you see ahead.
“I’m calling Cassandra on this relationship right now. You’ve only been dating for 8 weeks and she’s borrowed over $10,000 from you. This is going to get worse, I’m warning you now.”

When I get into work tomorrow I’m going to call Cassandra on that cheap ass new bookkeeping program my boss bought. I can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of hell for us.