Cranial Arteries

Little red tubes going through your brain that allow substances to be transfered there causing one to become intoxicated.

dude, theres a good amount of thc going through your cranial arteries

by straight prose man May 13, 2011

cranial bypass

1. The act of ignoring a statement or event which one finds disturbing or which defeats one's argument.

1. When reminded that he had originally been adamantly opposed to the surge strategy in Iraq, the President gave it a cranial bypass.

by LA AC September 8, 2010

cranialingus

The act of stimulating the soft spot on an infant's head with your tongue.

The posterior fontanel (the smaller spot on the back of the head) is more suited for fingerbanging/cranialingus.

by Brave Ulysses July 30, 2008

Cranicoma

Something SO PAINFUL you want to kill yourself.
It doesn't have to be physical pain, it can be cringe stuff, like Gacha Life.

Bro 1 "Yo dawg check out this cringe!"
Bro 2 "Aight bet."
*After the video*
Bro 2 "Oh god, that was so stupid I got a Cranicoma!"

by Shiny Overqwil June 15, 2023

crancin'

Safely Avoiding doom
Crance

She was Crancin' through the lightning storm.

by Samuel R October 28, 2007

Canick

A Canadian-Mexican. (AKA Spinook)

On my trip to Ottawa I was mugged by a friendly Canick named Todd Hernandez-Rodriguez-Velasquez...

by Jason Pe May 9, 2008

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009