Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.
Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.
*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!
by HMatzy March 15, 2023
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Homie Court

When you have to have a talk with your boy after he did some flagrant activities that can’t be dismissed or tolerated.
Hey bro, you’re going to Homie Court tomorrow. We gotta talk.
by Druski420 August 25, 2025
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Supreme Court

A compound verb where an argument being made is made with minimal effort and then masked with clever sounding words.

In the April 2025 Supreme Court ruling For Women Scotland vs The Scottish ministers the ruling used the phrase "These are assumed to be self-explanatory and to require no further explanation", which is a variation on the "this is left as an exercise for the reader" and "It is self-evident that...", both forms of "Proof by Intimidation" used by junk science
- I can't be bothered explaining, I'll just Supreme Court it and hope they don't challenge me.
- "Did you just Supreme Court this and hope nobody would notice?"
- "Well, honestly... it's clearly self-evident?"
by ookerdook April 24, 2025
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Expand the Supreme Court

The process of adding more seats to the Supreme Court.
Recently, this is a plan pushed by the left to regain control of the Court, after President Trump shoved three conservative justices in, by adding four of their own. Since the sitting justices have life-long terms, this strategy is their next best shot.
As one might expect, the possibility of replacing one bias with another has made this a bit of a hard sell.
A: We need to expand the Supreme Court, or else they'll demolish LGBT rights, overturn Roe V. Wade, and pare down minority voting rights!
B: Is this really the best way to do that?
A: It is if you aren't willing to get locked up for gunning down Kavanaugh and ACB.
by Ockerjj April 28, 2022
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Angel of the Court

When a) there is a 50/50 undecided call on a foul, rule, etc. in sports and there is no fair way to decide it or b) the wrong call is made, the “Angel of the Court” brings justice to the game in an obvious big play soon after in favor of whoever was wronged in the play
Did you see that bad call on Jimmy then he came back and drained that deep lucky 3? Was that the Angel of the Court or what?
by Patbu March 4, 2020
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pandaroo court

A mock Chinese court in which the principles of law and justice are disregarded or perverted to suit the will and political narrative of the CCP. A court marked by irresponsible, unauthorized, or irregular status or procedures, with judgment or punishment given outside of legal procedure decided directly by the political policies of the CCP.
The decision made by the Chinese pandaroo court was illegal and unjust.
by M72 June 1, 2024
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