counter-strike

The best online game of all time. Often put down by people who tried to play, got pissed off because they sucked, and quit. Combines reflexes and strategy.

Oh man, I must have played Counter-strike for six hours yesterday.

by Tyler May 23, 2003

Counter-Smack

nickname for the online team-based shooter "Counter-Strike." Similar in structure and meaning to the popular EverQuest nickname EverCrack. Refers to the addictive nature of the game.

Steve played fifty hours of Counter-Smack this week!

by Flaming Moose December 6, 2004

counter-douche

the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.

"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."

Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.

by Semenema April 20, 2010

counter clockwise Walter nigga sex

الله نيغا الجنس عنزة البنجابية نيغا الجنس والتر يمارس الجنس مع لي

Oh man, I love myself some counter clockwise Walter nigga sex when I'm feeling down.

by kokobiggun December 5, 2019

turd counter

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

by Michael Mcfascist December 9, 2008

Jacob Contreras

Jacob Contreras is an awesome boy with an awesome personality. The girl who has him is a lucky girl. But you better treat Jacob Contreras with respect because if you don’t he will beat you up.

If you ever find a Jacob Contreras he will love and take care of you.

by Djlol June 6, 2018

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.

by wayfarer April 29, 2005