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catholic corkscrew

During intercourse, the man gradually inserts a rosary bead necklace into their partner's ass or vagina. For more pleasure, begin saying the rosary or reciting a prayer while doing so, as the power of Christ increases sexual energy.
Guy 1: You ever fuck a Catholic girl?

Guy 2: No, I'm an atheist

Guy 1: Wel I met this Catholic girl outside the diner last night. Halfway through, she pulls out a rosary necklace and asks me if I've ever done the Catholic Corkscrew.

Guy 2: Well, how was it?

Guy 1: It was awesome! I never knew the Power of Christ felt so good!
by ThePartyDeer June 4, 2018
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Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.
I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
by uandus January 21, 2020
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Cheesus Chrust

Man we are going to be late for service at Cheesus Chrust!!!
by Chitlins June 4, 2021
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i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.
ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!
by Ca2en September 19, 2017
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The Double Corkscrew

When you cross you index and middle finger together(making a Corkscrew) then your pinkie finger to the other finger (making 2 corkscrews) on one hand. With this you can penetrate the vagina & arsehole at the same time with one movement.
Have you ever tried being double corkscrewed?
It's all about the double corkscrew.
by FingerBasher92 June 28, 2022
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chrussian

A chrussian is a rare species, generally male, that appears to be half russian and half chinese. This species originates on the border where russia touches china. This species can be characterized by a generally small package, unattractive exterior and unmistakable and unjustifiable cockiness. this species is a nuissance and hard to get rid of. see also; douchebag.
A rare chrussian can be observed on the second floor of cumberland hall on the University of Maryland College Park campus.
by annoyed females on cum2 July 20, 2008
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Red Cords

The term cords is the shortened form of Corduroy, from the french "Cord Du Roy" meaning Fabric of kings.

However, the French are renowned for their poor fashion sense, much like the Spackman, and therefore it's use in modern culture should be restricted to the following:
Nursing homes, Being buried in. (although most Kings would not even be seen dead in it.)

Corduroy is available in many colours. Generally the more bland the hue the more acceptable.(although still frowned upon in society)

Red cords are the ultimate fashion faux pas. FACT.
James: Myself is off to the races.
Rupert: James why are you wearing Red Cords? You Trouser Triangle! (whilst making the Internationally recognised Trouser Triangle symbol).
James: Go Kill Yourself
Luke: Banter Biter!
by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009
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