Corona virus

The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit

2095

John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?

Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.

John: Boris banned Christmas?

Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.

by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 16, 2021

Corona-Cancelled

When your plans were cancelled due to the coronavirus.

Me and my friends were going to go hang out at the mall, but our plans got corona-cancelled.

by Flawful March 26, 2020

Corona credit

Passing a class thanks to Covid-19

I wouldn’t have passed geometry or the regents if not for the Corona credit.

by N0n-3xistent February 10, 2022

After corona

a term introverts use to get out of social events planned during quarantine. synonyms "inshallah"

"we should go to a club after corona "

by THE 1.2.8 June 11, 2020

Corona Corridor

A vagina that has been massively overused during the times of COVID-19 lockdown measures.

Chad: "Yo bro! How you doing through lockdown?"

Kyle: "I'm great but Stacy's got a corona corridor now"

by PinglishPanda May 12, 2020

Corona Clarity

The moment of realization about something absent from your life during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Corona clarity made me realize how much I’m thankful for.

by Gambit13 April 16, 2020

Corona Clap

The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.

The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.

I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!

by Salty 40 March 23, 2020