cooter billy 

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.

When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!

cooter billy by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Cooter Looter 

n. A person who steals a woman's virginity.

Man, all you go for are virgins. What a cooter looter.

Cooter Looter by imnotsure101 December 29, 2008

cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.

Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.

cooter squirter by M and M January 13, 2008

cooter biscuit 

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

cooter biscuit by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011

cooter booger 

The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region.

Thanks babe, now let me go wash these cooter boogers off and we can grab something to eat.

cooter booger by Bosley June 1, 2006

Cooter Chat 

The conversation or chit chat the gynecologists insists on making during a pap smear or pelvic examination.

Doctor: "Nice weather we're having."
Patient: "Uh-huh."
Doctor: "Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Patient: "Nuh-uh"
Doctor: "We're just about done here."
Patient: "Look Doc, I know you're trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just 'git er done!?"

Cooter Chat by kidsnpigs February 7, 2010

cooter ball

a variation of the game nut ball when two or more females throw a ball at eachother's crotches. see the nut ball definition

wanna play cooter ball?

cooter ball by M-HO March 10, 2005