cocktard

adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.

hey wow you seem like a cocktard

by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003

cockthrottle

the same as pussywhip, except the guy does it to the girl.

Oh man, she's cockthrottled by that beefcake!

by ILOVEYOUIKILLYOU September 29, 2004

cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

by {pole} July 3, 2008

cocktagon

An octagonal cockfighting arena in the phillipenes. Reserved for the only the best of cocks and their owners.

phillipine guy 1: Oh yeah, he looks like he's got a real chance of going on to the cocktagon.

Jesus: yes, yes he does.

by got_human? May 13, 2005

Molotov Cocktail

A crude yet rather effective firebomb consisting of a bottle containing flammable materials (i.e kerosene, gasoline, oil, or other flammable things) with an ignited rag at the top. Somewhat easy to make, and used sometimes by rioters, rebels, and folks who just plain want to burn things.

Jimmy made a Molotov cocktail and threw it at the Old Crowley Place.

by Lancet Moonshadow January 21, 2005

cockthief

describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.

Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"

Person two: "Okay."

by Dismal Euphony December 8, 2006

hobo cocktail

Simply put, Water in its simplest form

waitor-what'll you have to drink with that?
Joe-Oh just give me a hobo cocktail

by Jake Caughtinho July 20, 2008