condie

1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice

Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!

by Houman February 15, 2005

condish

short for conditioner

what kind of condish do you have, your hair smells nice.

by cabeera June 22, 2009

the yamakah condition

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.

Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.

by Mike B May 26, 2005

concierge

the guy who takes your luggage to your room and takes messages and makes reservations for you at a hotel!!!

think of ..... the guy at the front desk of the hotel in Home Alone 2 hes a concierge.

by Krisd September 24, 2005

gary condit

1)Euthamism for a condom

2)A sleazy american politician

"I wonder if Bill Clinton used Gary Condit to bang Monica Lewinski"

by Dipako December 30, 2003

Concilism

Concilism is a federal system of government organization in which the central government is divided into three branches: academic, legislative, and judicial. The academic branch of government accepts and trains aspiring legislators at a central political academy, graduation from which being mandatory in order become a national legislator. The legislative branch of government is bicameral. The upper "states'" council is elected by the citizenry with each state receiving representation proportional to its population. The lower "legislative" council is elected through staggered elections in the upper council, and is the only federal government body possessing legislative initiative. Proposed legislation must be approved by a simple majority vote in the upper council before being passed into law. State governments also have a veto over proposed legislation, requiring a supermajority vote in which each state possesses one vote. The judicial branch remains separate from the other branches, adheres to the rule of law, and exercises judicial review. The entire Concilist system operates under a national constitution which grants inalienable civil rights to all citizens, abolishes partisan politics, ensures the separation of church and state, and vastly limits the powers of the central government.

concilism is good

by concilistmt December 5, 2010

conaire

A dick head from Ballycastle Northern Ireland and he love fucking sheep

Conaire pulls his pants down and puts his bellend into the Sheep bum

by Up the bellends March 21, 2017