conflusion

The aggregation or streaming together of multiple confusing items, as in a confluence of confusion.

Together, the days events left him in a state of conflusion.

by Huvants Tuneau May 16, 2007

Confufu

1. Of, or pertaining to the life or teachings of Confucius.
2. An abbreviation/pet name for the Master.
3. Demonstrating or embodying actions congruent with the teachings of Confucius.

I don't know how you managed to stay in levitated full lotus after the Bulls lost in the playoffs- that was Confufu of you...

by eraera April 12, 2008

conflemitchen

When ones living space is so smallll, that the living room, computer room, kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom are alll in there together.

"Walk up to this niggas house and i'm like hey mannn whats up and i look around and i see that he's living in a fuckin conflemitchen!"

by SheSoHawt May 3, 2010

Conformist Gay

Being a Homosexual/Bi-sexual just to go the times, Or Only Homosexual by Association

Not Being born Homosexual, Being homosexual just to look cool/

-Another Form of being a Hipster.

Jane- yo is that dude Gay ??
Josh- na he jus Conformist Gay.
Jane- wow what a Fagget!!!
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Steve- Dude stop hitting on me, Your not even legit Gay. you're conformist gay!!
Bob- im sorry :(

by InfiniteBars October 16, 2011

confuddling

Something that is simultaneously befuddling and confusing. Only to be used in moments of absolute befuddlement and confusion.

Friend1- "1+1=window"
Friend2- "That's so confuddling!"

by The Unique Mongoose March 25, 2013

conflict constipation

Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.

Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!

Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!

by joebob13 October 14, 2012

Conflustrated

An overwhelming sense of 3 emotions: frustration, confused and a feeling of being flustered.

Raymond: Kelly I'm pregnant.

Kelly: Raymond! How's this possible, you're a man!?

Kelly: I'm so Conflustrated now..

by Jhamoelist November 6, 2013