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communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023
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Communist

To starve to death while believing a certain system works
I thought the redistributing my wealth would be great until is topped eating. Communist.
by Themidgetstomper June 18, 2022
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communist rocket

When you pull out and got period blood all over your johnson...
"After I finished I noticed she was totally in heat man, shit looked like a murder scene , communist rockets from the USSR bro.
by Tillllyy November 25, 2017
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Communist Manifesto

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
by Sexydimma December 4, 2011
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Trans Communist

An American Consumer who Identifies as a Communist .
The Trans Communist binge watched Che Guevara documentaries on Amazon prime after ordering Mountain Mike's pizza on Grub hub.
by ToxicTaylor December 11, 2024
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Communist Superman

Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.
Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019
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communist cheeto

I can't wait until the communist cheetos is no longer in power.
by Bryanisyummy November 15, 2020
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