A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
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a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:
person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.
person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.
Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.
person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.
Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
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Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
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