build up a large load over a long period of time. When your about to bust, place your dick on top of her head (in a roman helmet sort of fashion) and avalanche your load down her face. hence, the colorado avalanche.
after we didnt bang for a month, i felt it necessary to colorado avalanche her. her face was then glazed over.
by donigle November 21, 2011
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Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
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A term used to describe a woman with a loose nature, someone who has seem many men's coats hung outside/inside their door. Term was also made famous by the illustrious NY/NJ oi band Criminal Intent.
by Tony aka Lord Wank July 28, 2008
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by curtart March 30, 2009
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The choice one makes because one is not gay, retarded or a raging transsexual.
A holden colorado owner (if male) can usually be found fighting off women who all want to ride in back ;).
To be a Colorado owner is to be a legend!
The choice one makes because one is not gay, retarded or a raging transsexual.
A holden colorado owner (if male) can usually be found fighting off women who all want to ride in back ;).
To be a Colorado owner is to be a legend!
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Scott: Dont worry, I'll just give it a Colorado Blowjob
Scott: Dont worry, I'll just give it a Colorado Blowjob
by The eXtreme January 12, 2008
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