colorado

place where absolutely nothing exciting ever occurs, besides the stock show, cow tipping, and skiing/snowboarding in the winter. none of which are that cool anyway.

person #1: Where are you from?
person #2: Colorado
person #1: that sucks

by iamextremelybored January 2, 2007

colorado

colorado is a place of abundant pretencious liberal sluts who enjoy mamma kitty titty nipples, oily faces, incest, enjoy announcing EVERY time they work out, have "guilty musical pleasures" like Kelly Clarkson, accuse people of stealing things EVERYDAY, calling people neat when they've never met them, obsessing over college guys they don't know, developing irrational obsessions, drunk calling people they've never met, "kind of" having sex with people,making shortened names for everything and everywhere, using suppositories, advertising their highschool popularity and bragging about how much they miss the mountains, and how the most beautiful, intelligent, athletic, in shape, healthy, most popular, funniest and wonderful people could only come from this most outrageously OVERRATED state.

Person A(from colorado):"I miss the mountains!"
Person B(from ANYWHERE else):"Please go back to them!"

by William Blue Beauford Drake January 2, 2007

Colorado State University

An institution that isn't even worth describing here as anyone here wouldn't be able to read, let alone understand. Safe to say, if you can't go to college, go to State.

Does everyone at Colorado State University spend their money on country music tickets to see rich white guys don cowboy hats just to talk about beer, a truck, a gun, and treating women like it's 1853? They can't even win the showdown with the Buffs. What makes them think... ohhh they can't read...

by HotKaso October 7, 2016

holden colorado

A family SUV that is not suitable for off-road use

I have to buy a Holden Colorado because the misses wants kids

by Collie hater March 23, 2017

Colorado Avalanche

suck

The Colorado Avalanche suck. Especially that Duchene or Douchey kid, whatever his name is.

by Sidney Blowme December 4, 2010

colorado

The state where South Park is situated in. That's pretty much all I know about Colorado, it seems kinda cold.

South Park is Colorado's most interesting town.

by Fresti July 5, 2007

snowball in colorado

When a guy skeets in a girls mouth and then making out with eachother.

She was sucking so good last night when i came in her mouth she turned around and gave me a snowball in colorado! So I used my Bitchmote on her and shortly after we made up and did the Kissambo later that evening.

by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006