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Collège Catholique Mer Bleue 

Franco-Ontarien school, Collège Catholique Mer Bleue (or CCMB) is a shitty high school that’s called a college just to make it sound fancier. The school is run by a principal who has the absolute worst fashion sense (which is probably why the dress code is so strict) and has a thing for rolling her R’s when talking about how cellphones arent allowed during exams. Though CCMB is labeled a French school, the students can’t speak French for shit except for that one clique of know-it-alls smartasses in each grade that actually follow the rules. The 7-8 section of the school consists of a bunch of slutty 8th grade girls who take every chance they get to show off cleavage at school and 7th graders who are either 6ft or 4’3. It also comes with all the 2004 popular kids and 12th graders acting like the rule the school by blasting music everywhere in the hallways and yelling at each other while creating mosh pits that will most likely kill someone! An average day consists of a fight between two guys in the atrium and having that one teacher that pulls them apart and somehow ends up getting punched in the face. The school teachers always seize the opportunity to fail every student they can so it can become one of the worst rated schools because of how bad the student’s grades are; mostly because the boys take the time to have a photo shoot in science class by holding up gang signs in front of the tables. If you come to the school for a tournament of some sort, BEWARE!
“Yo I’m going to Collège Catholique Mer Bleue for a volleyball game”
“Hah good luck, don’t get seduced by the 8th graders”

College night 

Thursday night partying because most college students don't have class on Friday.
Douchebag 1: Dude, it's college night! Let's get wasted!

Douchebag 2: Hells yeah boyee!
College night by Fridayeve January 17, 2009

college republican 

A young person, generally between the ages of 18 and 21 who is attending post-secondary education and holds the viewpoints consistant with the Republican political party.

A creature rarely seen outside the American South and Midwest.
College student 1: "I believe that abortion is wrong but capital punishment is right!"
College student 2: "Oh, I guess that makes you a college Republican."
college republican by Siwan August 19, 2006

College of Dupage 

a community college that is located in the Chicago land area. It is known as one of the largest Community Colleges in the Nation. While it is a quality community college the name has many stigmas attached to it with students in the communitys around it. For instance is is known as College Of Dreams. also known as UCLA University Closest to the Chicago land Area.
"hey Joe where are you in school at?"
"College of Dupage...(head down walking away)"

College Breakfast 

Any meal held in the afternoon consisting of mostly junk food, energy drinks, old leftovers, or most anything unhealthy. Often the first meal of the day for a poor college student.
Guy 1: Dude for my college breakfast today, I had poptarts, a rice krispy treat, a piece of beef jerky, and some gatorade.
Guy 2: Dude, you know its 4 pm right?

college place 

a small town that people think is walla walla but is in fact a separate town. rumor has it that college place will band together and strike walla walla with a vengeance within the coming year and that will be the beginning of the zombie apocalypse/ world destruction known as 2012.
jordan: do you really believe in 2012?
tom: as long as college place thrives I will live in fear...
college place by 0on5 June 9, 2011

College of Charleston

COFC is not just a college, it is a state of mind. It is a place full of old houses, beautiful women, large bugs, and giant churches. Popular recreational activities include but are not limited to: alcohol, drugs, music, going to the beach, keg parties, sex, drugs, laying at the park, and drugs.
Mary Louisa: Where are we going to do it tonight?

Frat Boy: My brothers are having a little shin-dig over on Morris street, but I think I'm going to have to buy some cocaine before I go out.

Random Pseudo-hippie: "headies, lucy, boomers, BC, ether, hash-oil, brownies!"