The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.
Yet I perfer them over glasses.
Yet I perfer them over glasses.
by I'm bitchy give me chocolate December 28, 2006
Get the contacts mug.The act of completely penetrating your lover's oriface to the base of the penis. usually causing a sexy slapping sound, much like wet bologna on a counter top.
"Chill out with the base contact!" - Your Wife
"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.
"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.
by The true and original Pounder August 7, 2009
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Get the Contact mug.A phrase used meaning that a contract of some sorts restricts a person from partaking in an activity
by MattKuz December 24, 2006
Get the contractually mug.The concious act of bettering your looks/social standing in hopes of improving upon the quality of person you're sleeping with.
Andrew: Yo, did you know Chris has lost 50lbs and has been tanning?
Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
by jbeegeezy March 20, 2008
Get the contract year mug.The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012
Get the Contractual Rape mug.In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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