asian cocktail 

a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.

Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water

Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...

asian cocktail by UnzipMyIQ March 5, 2011

Pussy juice cocktail 

When a guy is fucking 2 girls & alternating between pussies & gets both girls wet pussy on his dick, then both girls share the mixture off the guys cock.

Rod proceeded to fuck Candy & Honey and switch back and forth from each pussy. Then the girls shared the joy of cleaing the pussy juice cocktail of Rods cock.

Pussy juice cocktail by Strongbone November 2, 2010

beijing cocktail 

A potentially lethal concoction that makes one realize what one really wants out of life.

Billy was naive, so we gave him a beijing cocktail to open his eyes a bit.

It takes a beijing cocktail to wake up a kid.

beijing cocktail by yjk August 13, 2006

Drug Cocktail

A mixture of drugs blended up then consumed in a smoothie form. NyQuil, Robitussin, Marijuana, Pills, ETC.

My Bro and I just made a sick Drug Cocktail of tussin and kush

Drug Cocktail by Drug Cocktail October 18, 2010

pussy juice cocktail 

When a woman has a "squirting" orgasm and catches the vaginal fluid in a wine glass. Drink and enjoy. Cheers.

She came so hard that there was pussy juice cocktail for all 3 of us.

pussy juice cocktail by drfter March 29, 2007

Mazeltov Cocktail 

A severe case of explosive diarrhea from eating bad fish at Hannukah.

Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.

Mazeltov Cocktail by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018

japanese cocktail 

A sweet exotic beverage achieved by landing a smoked sardine followed by a ping pong ball from a slant eyed oriental vigina into a martini glass.

OMG Jonny! I can't believe Daniel made that Japanese Cocktail on the corner of Dundas street last night!

japanese cocktail by Turtle Jap July 3, 2014