clusterfuck

Collective noun for a bunch of turkeys

"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"

by Bradz88 July 11, 2011

clusterfuckularity

the philosophical stance of utilizing inflated jargon to obscure one's already arcane and incoherent position such that it appears intelligent

Jaclyn noted that Professor Smith's deployment of the concepts of connectivity, contemporaneity, and planetarity was in fact a clusterfuckularity.

by Minxy Noodle October 18, 2012

clusterfrack

First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.

After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.

by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015

Clusterfuck

A group of 10 or more popular kids that are Holier-Than-Thou

Ew its the Clusterfuck again, why can they hang out at Walmart or something smh

by ImSoooooBored May 22, 2018

Cluster-bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.

He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally cluster-bliffed the whole project.

by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

Rolling Cluster Fuck

Slow moving traffic on the highway caused by several people driving slowly holding back traffic and preventing anyone from passing them.

On the way to work I ran into horrible traffic. We were moving at about 45 MPH on RT3 and when I reached the top of steep hill I could see three asshole preventing anyone from passing them, causing a rolling cluster fuck.

by Jervns January 21, 2009

Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

by Namuna June 16, 2011