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voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Actually, "Lady Marmalade" was not by Patti Labelle, but by the group Labelle, a band she fronted. Nona Hendryx and Sarah Dash rounded out the trio. "Lady Marmalade" was written by Bob Crewe and Kenny Nolan and was featured on Labelle's 1974 album Nightbirds.
Disco Stu-pid got it only partially right...
by testpatern April 24, 2005
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Couch Jockey

A term describing someone who often sits on their ass and does nothing but watch the boob tube in their spare time. Someone who feels the need to man the couch at all times. Also, may be a person who loves video games entirely too much.
My brother is a couch jockey for a living.
by sallypothead December 17, 2003
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couchsurfing

A social networking tool for travelers to use while voyaging on the cheap. Done alone, in pairs, or in groups, couchsurfing can be done in over 250 countries with more than 2,000,000 couchsurfers worldwide. Popularized by its website, all that's required is to simply create a profile and request or offer a couch. Costs nothing but the memories and experiences are priceless.
Never sleep with your couchsurfing host...especially if he offers you alcohol.
by atayavie December 21, 2010
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couchlock

Experiencing the sensation of weighing over a gazillion tons. The physical forces required to move oneself under the effects of couchlock are astronomically inconceivable.
Hey dude! Let's go out and do something!

-Sorry man, I'm couchlocked. I'm not going ANYWHERE.
by Shiques July 23, 2014
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couchie cutters

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.
Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!
by hickyvicky February 23, 2011
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Couch Loc

When an exceptional amount of marijuana has been consumed and instead of fulfilling your prior plans, you find yourself bolted to the couch in a stoned stupor.
"I had an interview at cosco today, but I got couch loc and missed it."
by Abrenoch January 18, 2008
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couch

when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
by Erik da Red July 11, 2003
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