Clarty

Scottish word for dirty - usually sticky or muddy dirt. May come from 'clart' which is dirt or mud and then 'clarted' would be covered in mud or dirt.

Whoever sees fit to let there dog empty there guts on the path, it is irresponsible clarty and lazy.

by Concorde40 May 20, 2019

certified egirl

an egirl that is certified by the gamer king, and can give out no nut november passes.

"yo did you get that no nut november pass from a certified egirl? cause if not it won't work."

by 9taillllllllllllllllllllllllls November 2, 2019

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

A whore

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

cleat chaser

Primarily used to describe baseball groupies at any level of professional baseball, cleat chasers are women who sleep with ball players simply because the guys are rich and famous. She has minimal preference for any particular team or player. She may be attractive but more likely is not because ball players have no loyalty to these women and just want to get laid.

A really active or long-term cleat chaser is described as thus: she could field her own all star team.

A cleat chaser who hits it with a player while he is on the road is referred to as road beef.

A particularly unattractive woman - usually quite overweight - are referred to as a slump buster. The guy has sex with a cleat chaser like this to break out of his batting slumping.

by TenAngellRoad July 19, 2010

Clerting

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011

CertiSheenable

Acting as crazy as Charlie Sheen

Joe: Man have you seen Billy lately?
Bob: Yeah! He's off his rocker!
Joe: Totally CertiSheenable

by BuzzD March 16, 2011