clem fandango

An Idiotic hipster fucktard who takes pleasure in being a total cunt

Guy 1:"fuck you, you piece of shit"
Guy 2: "I may be a piece of shit, but at least I'm not a total Clem Fandango like you"

by AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH REKOJ EHT June 9, 2018

Clemson Bama Fatigue

The condition of football fans getting tired of watching the same teams (Bama & Clemson play every year in the college football playoff. Also known as program envy. Particularly affects inferior football teams, fans, players and historically underachieving programs like the South Carolina Gamecocks.

I can't take it anymore! I have Clemson Bama fatigue again.

by Oculusprime January 5, 2019

Clamspam

To receive a sexually transmitted disease from contact in the vaginal area.

Damn girl, John just clamspammed me.
or
De De De, You got clamspammed. "SHIT!"

by Leli&Mya March 7, 2010

clemete

a fit, rich english boy, who says words like 'pang', he usually does sports such as cricket and tennis. His parents called him clemete because one of them is italian and wants their kid to stay in touch with his heritige. in addition to his ubsurdly good looks, a clemte also speaks italian/greek/spanish, making him the ultimate girlfriend stealer. A clemete is always honest (and horny), other guys envy him because he gets all the girls.

Girl 1: OMG! He is dead fit...
Girl 2: Doesn't he speak italian?
Both: Man, he is such a freaking clemete!

by you know you want it May 27, 2012

Clemernts

An individual with a massive ego who lives in the Claremont Quarter.

"Mate you love my attitude" - clemernts or "you should pay someone to like your Instagram posts" - clemernts

by Bondi hipster December 27, 2013

Clément

A French word (used in the ghettos of Montreal) used to talk about a man that has a lot of guns in his traphouse. If you disturb him he'll fuck you up and shoot yo ass down. He struggled out of the ghetto alone, buying his way out selling drugs. He is the reincarnation of tupac. Don't mess with him bitch.

I tried to steal from Val but the man is a Clément yo. He fucked me up.
Who is the reallest nigga around the hood? It's Clément yo.

by osti twanyone March 3, 2017

clem gang

The gang that pulls hella clout and has been starting an uprising in the north western america. CLEM GANG members must wear orange and flex on the blues. Yellows and reds are pals though. They made us after all. We are The coolest gang. Much cooler than the bloods or crips.

I wish I was Clem gang. I'm just a stupid piru. :(

by nerdab December 5, 2017