Carbnavore

A person who only eats bread , waffles, rolls, and all grain baked goods.

My girlfriend orders a ham and cheeses sandwich with no ham or cheese because she is a carbnavore.

by Dickthedefiner August 1, 2016

Carboloading

Eating insane amounts of carbs before extreme physical activity in order to have more energy. Typically, this is achieved by eating straight up bread in large amounts.

Before the cross-country race, Richard practiced carboloading by eating an entire loaf of bread.

by Just you average asshole September 30, 2017

Carbohydration

It's like hydration, but with carbohydrates

Guy 1: why are you eating so much mash?
Guy 2: Carbohydration

by Indie-yeeter June 12, 2018

Carbohydrating

The very act of nourishing your body with carbohydrates

“Hey you getting ready to drink tonight?”

“Yes, I’m carbohydrating do I don’t black out tonight.”

by Whole_Lotta October 29, 2018

Carbage

A car full of the owner’s garbage that hasn’t born properly been disposed of (i.e. candy wrappers, apple cores, baggies lined with residue that once contained food)

Damn Brittany, do I really have to make this road trip riding in your carbage?

by DoctorLou March 21, 2019

Carbivore

A person who eats nothing but carbohydrates

Waiter: “Would you like some protein on your pasta?”

Patron: “No thank you, I’m a Carbivore”

by Pastaplease April 28, 2019

CarBar

Drinking in the Car outside the “turn up spot”

Where did those popcorn hoes go? To the CarBar

by RaideretteTee June 2, 2019